You know you're Spiritual When (Come on Folks, Sometimes You Just Gotta Lighten Up!)
The following list was originally posted on the Face Book group, "You know you're Spiritual when..."
I laughed out loud...
and it is scary how true this is...hit way too close to home:)
It's like you have been known to say, "K O' Bubbie"...
"This is some heavy stuff...sometimes you've just got to lighten up!" :)
Happy Monday!...Enjoy!
You know you're spiritual when...
1. You realize a lightworker is not someone who fixes lights
and a wayshower is not a traffic attendant
2. You realize a 'channeler' is not someone who programs VCRs
3. You realize that 'guides' are not necessarily for foreign visitors who can't read maps
4. You realize that doing a 'reading' is not telling stories
5 You realize people are not talking about 'Pokemon' when they mention 'power animals'
6. You realize "Yin & Yang" are not names of Asian designers
7. You realize someone who uses 'The Law of Attraction' is not necessarily lusty
8. You call the name 'Michael' more often than the name of your partner
9. Watching TV becomes taboo and shameful to mention
10. The media becomes your new enemy
11. You realize someone who says 'Namaste' is not necessarily Indian
12. You know what the word 'Namaste' actually means
13. Tea gets on the no.1 spot on your shopping list
14. Finding the right toothpaste becomes a life and death issue
15. You discovered you actually had 3!!! astrological signs
16. You flaunt the 3!!! astrological signs
17. You realize 'Service-To-Others' is not a tagline from the airline service industry
18. You start to send/receive lots of colorful pictures on your computer
19. You take on funny avatars like 'RainbowSolarAngel' or 'PhotonicMessenger' for your online profile
20. Someone asks you for advice and you immediately close your eyes or take out a stack of cards
21. You have a strange looking object worn over your neck
22. You have to constantly explain about that strange looking object worn over your neck
23. Wearing something made of resin seems very fashionable
24. You know the location of every crystal store in town
25. One of your vacation destination now includes visiting a crop field out in the countryside
26. You ask how someone 'feels' and not expect a short answer
27. Someone asks how you 'feel' and you can no longer provide a short answer
28. You receive insults and swearing from angry people
29. You begin to think you are famous from all the insults and swearing from angry people
30. You begin to suspect 'they' are after you
31. You join this group and realize how 'weird' you are
32. You realize how 'weird' you are and start to show compassion for people who called you 'crazy'
33. The word 'resonate' gets into your vocabulary and you say it 1294857385 times...with gusto every time
34. Any sighting of the '11:11' makes you jump for joy and act foolish
35. You begin to think the '11:11' has sibling numbers that can give you more chances to jump for joy and act foolish
I laughed out loud...
and it is scary how true this is...hit way too close to home:)
It's like you have been known to say, "K O' Bubbie"...
"This is some heavy stuff...sometimes you've just got to lighten up!" :)
Happy Monday!...Enjoy!
You know you're spiritual when...
1. You realize a lightworker is not someone who fixes lights
and a wayshower is not a traffic attendant
2. You realize a 'channeler' is not someone who programs VCRs
3. You realize that 'guides' are not necessarily for foreign visitors who can't read maps
4. You realize that doing a 'reading' is not telling stories
5 You realize people are not talking about 'Pokemon' when they mention 'power animals'
6. You realize "Yin & Yang" are not names of Asian designers
7. You realize someone who uses 'The Law of Attraction' is not necessarily lusty
8. You call the name 'Michael' more often than the name of your partner
9. Watching TV becomes taboo and shameful to mention
10. The media becomes your new enemy
11. You realize someone who says 'Namaste' is not necessarily Indian
12. You know what the word 'Namaste' actually means
13. Tea gets on the no.1 spot on your shopping list
14. Finding the right toothpaste becomes a life and death issue
15. You discovered you actually had 3!!! astrological signs
16. You flaunt the 3!!! astrological signs
17. You realize 'Service-To-Others' is not a tagline from the airline service industry
18. You start to send/receive lots of colorful pictures on your computer
19. You take on funny avatars like 'RainbowSolarAngel' or 'PhotonicMessenger' for your online profile
20. Someone asks you for advice and you immediately close your eyes or take out a stack of cards
21. You have a strange looking object worn over your neck
22. You have to constantly explain about that strange looking object worn over your neck
23. Wearing something made of resin seems very fashionable
24. You know the location of every crystal store in town
25. One of your vacation destination now includes visiting a crop field out in the countryside
26. You ask how someone 'feels' and not expect a short answer
27. Someone asks how you 'feel' and you can no longer provide a short answer
28. You receive insults and swearing from angry people
29. You begin to think you are famous from all the insults and swearing from angry people
30. You begin to suspect 'they' are after you
31. You join this group and realize how 'weird' you are
32. You realize how 'weird' you are and start to show compassion for people who called you 'crazy'
33. The word 'resonate' gets into your vocabulary and you say it 1294857385 times...with gusto every time
34. Any sighting of the '11:11' makes you jump for joy and act foolish
35. You begin to think the '11:11' has sibling numbers that can give you more chances to jump for joy and act foolish
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